About Me

About Me (A Not-So-Serious Intro)

🆔 ID
Spixed the Internet Nobody™️ (pronounce it however you want, I won’t correct you anyway)

📍 Geo-Tag
Baby code monkey roaming Chengdu streets (but can’t climb trees or crack coconuts)

🎮 Passive Skills

• Master of turning any programming language into “Hello World” expertise
• Trigger random melody collapse when playing piano
• Activate “Newton’s Third Law Invalidator” mode in badminton

About…My Withered Skill Tree

⌨️ Schrödinger’s Coding Ability

• Python : ███░░░░ (once max level, now forgotten)
• C++/Rust : ██░░░░░ (writing int main() {}/fn main() {} counts as victory)
• Web Trio : █░░░░░░ (can create webpages uglier than IE’s default interface)
• AI Field : ░░░░░░░ (my GeForce GTX 650 is weeping.jpg)

🏸 Confusing Sports CV

• Badminton: Master of “Precision Air Hitting” techniques
• Stamina: Automatically enters “Near-Death” state after 800m run

🎹 Piano Survival Report
Pre-2020:

• Beethoven’s Piano Sonata No.8 in C minor “Pathétique” (emotional 1st movement, lightning-speed 3rd movement)
• Chopin’s Fantasie-Impromptu (smooth right hand runs, left hand accompaniment steady AF)
• Liszt’s La Campanella (god-tier speed & accuracy combo)

Post-2020:

Für Elise → For Physics Teachers: Behold, This is Simple Harmonic Motion
(can play melodies but music theory knowledge? Gone. Skills? What skills?)

About…My Bizarre Timeline

📚 Academic Adventures

• 2023~Present: Chengdu No.20 High School’s How to Survive Back-to-Back Core Classes research project (math class makes me hallucinate Cantor sets)
• 2020~2023: Wuhou Senior High’s 108 Sleeping Positions in Backrow SVIP Seats practical studies (teachers: “This kid sleeps harder than Schrödinger’s cat”)
• Primary School Era: Unlocked “6 Years, 2 Schools” hidden achievement (parents: “We’re playing 4D chess here”)

About…My Zizhong Soul

• Beef noodle zealot (“老板儿，二两牛肉面多放红油!”)
• Fake Chengdu local who randomly spouts Sichuan-accented Mandarin (“你suo啥子安？”)
• Master of “Bribing Humans with Candied Sweet Potato Strips” (more corrosive than concentrated sulfuric acid)

About…This Username

Obsessed with the coolness of letter X, I mutated from “Spider”:

1. Replaced d with x (because X marks the mystery spot)
2. Changed awkward-ending r to d
3. Thus Spixed was born!

But grammar checkers keep “fixing” it:

• “Spider” (Spiderman: Not my problem)
• “Spicy” (Hot sauce: WTF?)
• Even “Speed” (Fast & Furious: Rude!)

TTS bots butcher it too (AI: “Why would you pronounce /aɪ/ without an e? It’s clearly /ɪ/!”)
Pro tip: Correctly spelling my ID ≈ Making AI understand dad jokes

About…Future Plans

• Write code that compilers won’t roast by age 25 (current relationship: mutual disdain)
• Achieve elastic collisions between badminton racket & shuttlecock (Newton’s coffin is rattling)
• Develop “Summon Takeout with Piano Sounds” tech (amplitude ∝ fried chicken aroma)

About…Games & Literature

🎮 Digital Snack Guide

• Genshin Impact: Nope (“there’s this game I can’t uninstall on my phone…”)
• Honkai Star Rail: Acheron simp (lost 50/50 on Sparkle & Jiaoqiu but hey, her blade still slays)

  “All that was shall sink into nihility, like tears swallowed by the rain.” — Acheron

• Zenless Zone Zero: Supreme Non-Believer (pre-pull: “I’ll get early 5★!” post-pull: “Hello soft pity my old friend”)
• Escape Alive!: Anti-Addiction Warrior (main account: “Underage Protection MVP”; alt: “Plz carry my noob ass”)
• PUBG: Human Silhouette Artist (teammates: “You’re totally the enemy spy!”)
• Minecraft: Schrödinger’s Player (won’t launch unless buddies beg)

📖 Literary “Achievements”

• Blush-Inducing Fiction: Majoring in “Will-They-Won’t-They Demolition” (straight & wlw approved, tissues required but purposes questionable)
• Three-Body Groupie: Obsessed with hardcore sci-fi (using dark forest theory to avoid social interactions)
• Xianxia 2.0: Recovering power fantasy addict (now: “Winter’s coming, time to bankrupt antagonist corps”)

About…My Playlist

🎵 Music Time Capsule

• Jay Chou: From Common Jasmine Orange to Greatest Work, my DNA’s BGM (but concert tickets are rarer than unicorns)
• HSR OPs:
  • 2.x WHITE NIGHT (“Take me away~” looped till roommate filed noise complaint)
  • 3.x Nameless Faces (made me cry, looped till my ears grew calluses)
• Robin: Penacony’s ASMR queen (voice sweeter than cotton candy – insulin recommended)

About…Finding Me

/doge serious mode
Want to track this wild Spixed? QQ: 1208823098, but not welcoming new friends
(Eileen-style: “Not thrilled to serve you”）

My Projects

Spixed’s Blog: This site’s repo (click for quantum superposition pages)

Polymer: This blog’s theme.